There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By: David Letterman
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws && extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife) && MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - Where will they put the Last Supper picture?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a set of the giant wooden spoon and fork.
5. The Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".
4. The Secret Service staff would be uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White House room.
2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".
&& THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
By: David Letterman
10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws && extended relatives.
9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife) && MPV (My Pinoy Van).
8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers at State dinners.
7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - Where will they put the Last Supper picture?
6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a set of the giant wooden spoon and fork.
5. The Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".
4. The Secret Service staff would be uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.
3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White House room.
2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".
&& THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS...
1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!
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