HAHA,

There Couldn't Be a Filipino-American US President
By: David Letterman

10. The White House is not big enough for in-laws && extended relatives.

9. There are not enough parking spaces at the White House for 2 Honda Civics, 2 Toyota Land Cruisers, 3 Toyota Corollas, Mercedes Benz, BMW (Big Mean Wife) && MPV (My Pinoy Van).

8. Dignitaries generally are intimidated by eating with fingers at State dinners.

7. There are too many dining rooms in the White House - Where will they put the Last Supper picture?

6. The White House walls are not big enough to hold a set of the giant wooden spoon and fork.

5. The Secret Service staff won't respond to "pssst...pssst".

4. The Secret Service staff would be uncomfortable driving the Presidential car with a Holy Rosary hanging on the rear view mirror or having the statue of the Santo Nino on the dashboard.

3. No budget allocation to purchase karaoke machines in every White House room.

2. State dinners do not allow "Take Home".

&& THE NUMBER 1 REASON WHY THERE COULDN'T BE A FILIPINO-AMERICAN U.S. PRESIDENT IS...

1. Air Force One does not allow overweight Balikbayan boxes!

-lates,

Just because,

• i love my daughter czylah ciel so much, i'd have to kill you to really give you an exact "how much" i love her answer. git it? goood,

• i like receiving txt msgs && surprising phone calls,
• i like when i get missed calls,
  
• hello kitty fan!
• i love love love asian cuisine [japanese, korean, thai && filipino]
• sushi && kimchee are my most favorite!
• i love vitamin water [kiwi-strawberry "focus"]
• i own a blk lg prada cell phone
• my mom is gittin' me thee '09 scion xb w/ sport package car soon.
  
• covergirl, mac && sephora
• fake eyelashes
• eye liner
• lip gloss
• john bought me my s10.1 sony cybershot digital camera
• fashion merchandise major at academy of art university
• animal print
• sleeping
• i am currently employed && i enjoy my job
• funky loud colors,
• april baby
• i have three best friends!
• no matter what, i love my life
• myspace got pretty gay
• facebook is entertaining
• twitter is cool
• blogger is fun

my head is sore from thinking of wtf else to put down, lol.

-lates

Bitchy,

LEAVE ME THEE FUCK ALONE, ASSO!

-lates,